the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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