I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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