I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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