just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I can feel your judgement through the phone
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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