i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
