one two three fourrrrnication!
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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