grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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