I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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