Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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