Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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