i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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