After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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