what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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