I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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