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(501): View more from Arkansas

He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.

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(571): View more from Virginia

On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like

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(802): View more from Vermont

She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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(408): View more from California

I miss the smell of you or some shit.

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(562): View more from California

don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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(801): View more from Utah

You grabbed my dick don't call me son

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(334): View more from Alabama

How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?

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