U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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