Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
