All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
