BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Let's paint friendship bongs
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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