Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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