we have officially lost it.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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