i don't like sucking hair
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Is Oprah even human
I love you. Go after that dick
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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