It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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