She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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