why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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