You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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