I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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