I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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