So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I CAN MOONWALK!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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