What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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