Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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