Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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