did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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