But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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