Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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