My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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