I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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