kristin has been a bad kristin
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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