know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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