you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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