Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I want to fling myself into the sun
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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