Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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