do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
