I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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