Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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