I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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