whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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