She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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