Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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