Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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