so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just gift wrapped bread.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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