so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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