Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I have fence marks all over my body
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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