Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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