Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
40s are totally the cure
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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